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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 18:30
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What are some of the craziest laws around the world?
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
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Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Switzerland proposes forcing UBS to add $26bn in capital - Financial Times
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Can you explain the difference between “mi piace” and “mi piacciono” in Italian?
They put up a sign reading
No go.
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Fallout meets BioShock in fascinating new adventure game - GAMINGbible
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Can you provide some examples of music with a free form structure?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.